C                          Bm            G       C   Am
When you're near me I have difficulty respirating
C                          Bm            G         C    Am
When you're near me I have difficulty concentrating
C                          Bm                  G       C  Am
When you're near me I have difficulty standing upright
C                          Bm                  G           C   Bm
When you're near me I have difficulty sleeping at night

[Verse 1]
Bb              F
I used to stand proud like a sphinx
Bb           F
In a noble immovable state
Bb                        F
Then your heart nailed me under a jinx
Fm
Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
Fm
Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish
Fm
And it's great, great, so great

[Chorus]
C                          Bm            G       C   Am
When you're near me I have difficulty respirating
C                          Bm            G         C    Am
When you're near me I have difficulty concentrating
C                          Bm                  G       C  Am
When you're near me I have difficulty standing upright
C                          Bm                  G           C   Bm
When you're near me I have difficulty sleeping at night

[Verse 2]
Bb              F
I used to stand high like a pine
Bb              F
Just a piece of emotionless wood
Bb              F
When you put your body near mine
Fm
Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
Fm
Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish
Fm
And it's good, good, so good

[Bridge]
F#m             E
I used to be an iceman
F#m              E
Living in iceman town
F#m                    E
So I'm warning all you cool cool icemen
F#m                                       E
You'd better be prepared to be melted right down
D   A   G   A   G    D         A
Dow-own dow-own down down down down
D   A   G   A   G    D         A
Dow-own dow-own down down down down

[Solo]
C                          Bm                  G       C  Am
C                          Bm                  G       C  Bbm

[Chorus]
C#                         Cm             G#      C#  A#m
When you're near me I have difficulty respirating
C#                         Cm               G#      C#  A#m
When you're near me I have difficulty concentrating
C#                         Cm              G#      C#  A#m
When you're near me I have difficulty standing upright
C#                         Cm             G#      C#  A#m
When you're near me I have difficulty sleeping at night
C#                         G#
When you're near me I have difficulty
C#                         G#
When you're near me I have difficulty
C#                         G#
When you're near me I have difficulty